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The Fresh Prince of Matryoshkas /

for once i’m not freaking out playing penumbra tonight

apart from running past the first infected

and shouting at clarence to stop being a douchebag 


heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
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the one time i’m ready to play this damn thing

and steam is fucking up these files

azarath metrion fuck you 

if i had the physical capability and i wasn’t afraid of you beating me into a bloody pulp

i would’ve punched your lights out a long time ago 

hardcore-coralian:

weeabooshawty:

do you think they knowdid they do it on purposelike 

yes it was entirely on purpose. i would do it.
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oh right it’s monday now

so i’ll just send zod!meiko in tomorrow then